Meesha's Mish Mash

Smear Test Fail

Call me old-fashioned, but  I expect first a certain amount of ‘foreplay’ (a visit to the theatre, an expensive meal accompanied by a fine wine and good conversation, flowers, chocolate, jewelry) to get me in the right mood before allowing a man to get all close up and personal with my lady bits

Sadly, this essential ‘foreplay’ is all too often not present.

Would you believe some cheapskates have tried to prise my legs open in return for just a trip to the movies and a burger ? 🙄

And then there are some men who don’t even offer a burger in return for penetrating me!

 

[thanks to Dunc over at madhatters for the Vid]

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This entry was posted on August 16, 2013 by in Humor and tagged , , , , .
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