Why do some people (man or woman) cheat on their partners?
More importantly, a recent study found that women were much better than men at identifying ‘cheaters’ just by looking at them – http://tinyurl.com/ny68jb4
The real question then is why can’t I do this ? 😦
A related question is how does a serial failure at spotting cheating men, like myself, stop her partner doing the dirty on her with another woman (or man)?
I have given this matter some careful thought and think I have an answer. Since it takes two to tango, the solution is not to try to change the man’s behaviour (a waste of time and energy!) but to target rival women instead. The trick is to make your man unattractive to other women
How to achieve this?
Well, acid is one way
Though the disadvantage of this method is that it renders your lover unattractive both to other women and yourself, so it is not to be recommended
Fortunately, there is an easier way to stop your partner straying
What red-blooded woman, for instance, could resist throwing herself at this man?
bitches women stealing another woman’s lover then, we should insist that handsome men not be allowed out in public unless they wear the burqa. Like so …
Not so attractive now, is he?
Really, as a means of preventing attractive persons provoking uncontrollable sexual desires in the opposite sex, the burqa is the ideal tool for the job. I’m surprised no one has thought of it before!
P.S. if any ladies is looking to purchase a burqa for their husband/lover, my uncle has an emporium offering a range of unisex, one size-fits-all burqas on special offer in a post-ramadan sale. Details available on request 😆