We generally spend more time with our work colleagues than we do with our partners and family.
It is perhaps inevitable then that some office friendships develop into romantic entanglements
Sadly, not all such state of affairs prove satisfactory to all persons involved, particularly if one or both persons have a wife or husband
Disturbed by the number of amoral, amorous couplings between senior party officials and their secretaries, Rusli Habibie, the Governor of Gorontalo province on northern Sulawesi island in Indonesia has decreed that officials should sack their secretaries and replace them, instead, with male secretaries or women who are no longer attractive – http://tinyurl.com/oydvwvc
Wives will no doubt welcome this decree
So, too, will unattractive women for whom this decree promises more opportunity in the job market
It seems rather unfair, however, that all attractive secretaries should lose their jobs because a few have indulged in a bit of kanky-panky with their boss
Fortunately, Meesha has a plan to safeguard the jobs of these ‘at risk’ secretaries . . .
A secretary ‘conversion kit’
For a modest fee (the exact amount to be subject to negotiation and to reflect the vindictiveness of said wife and the likelihood of her finding out where I live), I will send to you, in a plain, unmarked, brown paper package the following . . .
complete with fitting instructions, which will enable you to convert your secretary , in seconds, from this . . .
to this . . .
I anticipate a heavy demand for these conversion kits so don’t delay. The number of kits is limited. Get your order in today !