Meesha's Mish Mash

Makeup Maketh the Woman?

A common complaint I hear from my man friends is the time it takes their wife or girlfriend to put her makeup on

To them I reply, the time it takes is the time it takes. Applying makeup is no 5 minute job. The ground must be cleared first, then the foundation laid, before bringing out the lipstick, the blusher, and the eye shadow, etc. And it’s a sad truth, but some girls require deeper foundations than others !

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Applying makeup requires years of experience and excellent eye-hand co-ordination and is best attempted when sober or not hung-over.

Else . . .

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And comments about the passage of time do not speed up the process. Neither do tickling or tongues in the ear !

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This entry was posted on March 24, 2013 by in Humor and tagged , , .
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