A common complaint I hear from my man friends is the time it takes their wife or girlfriend to put her makeup on
To them I reply, the time it takes is the time it takes. Applying makeup is no 5 minute job. The ground must be cleared first, then the foundation laid, before bringing out the lipstick, the blusher, and the eye shadow, etc. And it’s a sad truth, but some girls require deeper foundations than others !
Applying makeup requires years of experience and excellent eye-hand co-ordination and is best attempted when sober or not hung-over.
Else . . .
And comments about the passage of time do not speed up the process. Neither do tickling or tongues in the ear !