Meesha's Mish Mash

Like a Virgin – Again

There is a double standard when it comes to intimate relationships between men and women. It is generally considered acceptable for a man to have multiple lovers before settling down with one woman, but he (and society) expect the wife to be a virgin when she comes to the bridal bed. (Is this because men are frightened the wife will compare their performance in bed unfavourably with that of her previous lovers?) 😉

The expectation that the wife will be a virgin is especially true for a muslim girl and if found to have lied to her husband about her virginity (because she has had previous lovers or has been raped), he may have the marriage annulled and cast her out – with dire consequences for the reputation and standing of her and her family in the community

It is no surprise then that surgical procedures to restore a woman’s virginity by ‘repairing’ the hymen are more common amongst muslim women. The procedure, however, is expensive and some doctors refuse to perform it on ethical grounds.

A cheaper, less painful, and more readily available alternative to surgery is to buy an artificial hymen kit. These are made in China and can be purchased online. The device is a small plastic-type bag containing a small amount of artificial blood. The bag dissolves after 15-20 minutes (I’m told) so should be inserted into the vagina (while husband is not looking!) shortly before lovemaking. Once inside the woman’s body, the bag expands – making a tighter fit for the husband’s penis, and adding to the illusion she is a virgin. That, and the ‘blood’ released when the bag dissolves should do the trick

To be clear, I am not condoning or recommending a wife should buy one of these kits – I do not think it right to start a marriage with a deception, but I do not condemn those who feel they must

P.S. The makers of these kits suggest you throw in a few loud moans and groans to help reinforce the idea that this is your first time.

P.P.S. if you need to become a virgin again, click on this link – http://hymenshop.com/

DO NOT, REPEAT NOT click on this link http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2tzy

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5 comments on “Like a Virgin – Again

  1. Musings of a Mom, Interrupted
    September 19, 2012

    I live such a sheltered life… I had no idea that such a thing (surgery or ‘fake’) was even available! LOL Thank you for such an interesting read.

    Of course, I chose to click on the funny or die link… I’m currently loading the video, but am sure it will be a good chuckle.

    • meesha
      September 22, 2012

      Thank you for visiting my blog. I hope you enjoyed the funny or die vid 😆

      This is something my girlfriends and I have talked about but I didn’t know too many details about it until I started reading up on the subject. Now I almost wish I didn’t know as much as I do now !

  2. shovonc
    October 2, 2012

    The video was both gross and soothing at the same time.

  3. ZinalBhadra
    October 18, 2012

    OMG…OMG
    Don’t even know where to start reacting?
    I am not condemning the product.. Its genius i think.. for women who ‘must’ use.
    But to know that women have to go to this length makes me ummm.., sick
    Great way of making your point..Great post..

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