What is it with guys?
If you’re an ‘ex’, there’s a good reason you’re an ‘ex’
It might be that we dumped you because you were messing around with another woman, or you dumped us because you found another woman you preferred better than us. Either way, a drunken phone call in the middle of the night when you’re feeling horny and looking for an accommodating vagina is unlikely to receive a welcoming response.
Our memory is not so short that we have forgotten what a douchebag you are !